2007.07.01 02:10

by noob and you noob corp some pvpers u are when u call ganking pvping thats noob see ya

Kojee’s hatemail 4

June 30, 2007

2007.06.20 00:58
a) It was quite good.

b) Honestly, the pyrotechnics were lacking.  It would have been much more interesting to, you know, get the whole works.  5 drones orbiting me, seeing a ship approach, maybe a more interesting looking blast.

c) Well, quite frankly the whole “sorry man twas an accident” wasn’t very fun.  I would have preferred to see him say something like “ha, you just got podded” or “I hope you like Kojee’s ship killing services”.

Overall, the experience was subpar.  I would like future podkills from you, preferably with more cinematics.

Kojee’s hatemail 3

June 30, 2007

2007.06.18 23:25
u asshole i was afk

Kojee’s hatemail 2

June 30, 2007

2007.06.18 22:39
What are you guys, six? Grow the fuck up.

Kojee’s hatemails 1

June 30, 2007

2007.06.23 17:15

you could use some more experance, you guys were slow and insuffient. if i had a buddy or two in next sestem you would have all died. hell if i had been on my good computer you would have all died. this is just my alt. lol

XoJIoD

June 30, 2007

2007.01.10 14:08
вчера ты меня вынес, я мирно разносил пиратов в 0.4
ну вот скажи, нафига? ладно понимаю, если бы у меня был пендосский ник…. но видно же что русский!
блин… =( я без страховки был

The Merc

June 30, 2007

2007.06.23 17:38
hi can i kill you im poor :)

June 30, 2007

2007.01.20 10:14
you look like a total bitch.  why did you pick that mug?  Do you really look like such a useless cunt.  You must suck ass and lick balls. burn in the stench of your own ball hair you fat rat loser!

die
Khaz

Benjaro K’Ball

June 30, 2007

Benjaro K’Ball >
I see you’re good in combat against unarmed freighters.
Well done.
Am impressed by your “shooting fish in a barrel”
method.
Your corporation and yourself are truely fearful.
See you around you prick…I mean Thorn.

Benjaro K’Ball >
I’m a lady without a ship, trade, cargo nor the isk to
carry on.
I have been reduced to a mere noob.
My knickers will never drop for you.

… one evening while afk cooking some dinner, I get
popped in my Helios by a war target… next day I
receive another love letter from my darling Benjaro…

Benjaro K’Ball >

2006.03.16 16:43
Put this in ya Bio Smeg Head.

Losing a Cloaking Device and Helios – 30,000,000 isk
Loss of Tech2 Cargo Hold – 100,000,000 isk
Being Pod Killed – Priceless.

THERE ARE SOMETHINGS IN LIFE THAT REALLY SUCK,
BUT THEN ALONG COMES RETRIBUTION, ATTACKING THE
UNARMED.

ENJOY and I hope to Run into you too with my Battleship
one day. x x x.

Those knickers are sooo gonna drop for me…

Hello world!

June 30, 2007

So since CCP decided to cut down the size of bio’s I thought it was about time to start a hatemail blog.  I get something in the region of 50 convos a day due to being on the top end of the bounty list.  Be it other pirates who are convinced that I put the bounty on myself (anyone in Eve that knows me will testify that I didn’t) or noobs that double clicked me on the bounty screen, I’m going to post it here and hopefully it will make for entertaining reading.

Thorn