WCS Whores
95% of all Vagabond Pilots
99% of all Noob Pirates
96% of all Agent Runners
98% of all 0.0 Solo Pvpers
99% of all Red Alliance
84% of all Ascendant Frontier Pilots
97% of all Miners
0% of all decent Solo Pvpers
94% of all Stain Alliance Members
73% of all Complex Whores

Some Information about WCS whores:

WCS Whores are players and users who fit atleast two WCS’s on every ship available in their arsenal. This is done to compensate for lack of skill, intelligence and balls.

WCS whores are commonly known as the Trannies of the EVE universe, most WCS whores are homosexual out-of-game and in-game.

WCS whores do not like fair fights or fights where they cannot escape very easily. Most of their ships contain around 2-6 WCS’s, 3-4 ECM Jammers.

WCS whores often enjoy blobbing, if they do not have the upper hand in numbers they usually enjoy warping at celestial objects at 100km and constantly sitting at or moving between safespots. WCS whores enjoy screaming in local and taunting their hunters for not having enough
support to tackle them.

WCS whores enjoy camping 0.0 or 0.4, usually hugging the gate in jump-range. They usually warp or jump out to safety if anything bigger than a cruiser develops against them. This is due to a medical condition known as TAS, short for Testicular Absence Syndrome. Which means the lack of male horomones of testerone in the player’s body or the lack of immediate growth of genitals.

Usually a victim of this condition are a living/breathing personification of the derogatory term, pussy.

This is all you need to know about WCS whores, usually they enjoy whining on the forums and currently are on the large around 0.0 and low sec due to the incoming WCS nerf. It is imperative that you do ignore WCS users, they are victims of their own cowardice and are of no threat to you but only to NPC’s and asteroids. Do not make eye Do not make eye contact with them, the homosexuality is strong enough to burn through your eyes and infiltrate your brain, which could be fatal or turn you into a raging homosexual like most of them are.

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