Snake files a petition for a serious ingame problem

2007.07.06 21:58
Dear GM,

My wife has entrusted me to do the laundry as a method to prove that I do not spend alot of time on the family computer, but I have came upon a small but annoying issue. My washing machine is not working. I tried restarting it and reinstalling the clothes. I even added a new released patch of Daze “Biological”. My friend suggested that I should go for Bold their patchs are more effective but to me they are all the same.

Please Help.

Snake Rohan
2007.07.06 21:58
Hi,

I’m sorry to hear about your problems with you washing machine.
What has helped other husbands in the past with broken washing machines is to kick it 2-3 times on the left side.
Note that the latest patch available patch for the washing machine is bugged as there is a conflict issue with white and blue cloths. You may need to roleback the patch or do the white and blue cloths by hand.

What would take care of this problem right away is a maid. She might run into the same problems you do but then it’s not your problem anymore but hers.

I wish you good luck and a happy new year.

Regards,
Tricore.

Hatemail from Lanu’s inbox

[19:30:53] Dangeroustf > WHY KILL ME?
[19:31:41] Dangeroustf > NOBODY TELL ME
[19:31:43] Dangeroustf > I DON‘T KNOW
[19:32:10] Dangeroustf > I JUST DOING A MISSION???
[19:32:34] Dangeroustf > MY NEW SHIP
[19:32:42] Dangeroustf > JUST BUILD FOR ONE DAYS???
[19:33:05] Dangeroustf > WHY BLOCK MY CAPSULE?
[19:33:34] Dangeroustf > 55555555
[19:33:47] Dangeroustf > THERE ARE NOT NEXT TIME AHAIN
[19:33:59] Dangeroustf > I WILL DELTE MY ACCOUT
[19:34:07] Dangeroustf > LEAVE THIS GAME
[19:33:47] Dangeroustf > BECAUSE YOU BLOCK MY CAPSULE
[19:33:59] Dangeroustf > I HAVE NOTHING LEFT NOW
[19:34:28] Dangeroustf > IT IS MY NEW SHIP
[19:34:37] Dangeroustf > WITHOUT INSURANCE
[19:35:08] Dangeroustf > 10 MIL I BACK GET
[19:35:27] Dangeroustf > 10MIL CAN NOT DO ANYTHING
[19:35:44] Dangeroustf > CARACAL CAN DO LV 4 MISSION?
[19:36:02] Dangeroustf > 10 IMPALNTS WAS BLOCKED???
[19:36:29] Dangeroustf > 5 STAND IN THEM
[19:36:55] Dangeroustf > SO  THERE ARE NOTING WORTH ME STAY IN THIS GAME
[19:37:43] Dangeroustf > YOU DISTROY MY ONE YEAR‘S WORKING~
[19:37:47] Dangeroustf > I HATE YOU~
[19:37:56] Dangeroustf > SEND ME ISK

Morsus & friends demand my killmail while threatening me with further deaths!

There is a very good reason why i have not passed the killmail on to the multiple requesters from your organisation.

And that is the fact that one of the requesters made the mistake of making a ridiculous claim about how i will be killed every time I have the audacity to pass through his space.

Nobody speaks to me like that. So no killmail for you.

Additionally, if you and your assosciates do not have the solidarity to pass killmails to one another, I highly suggest that you consider developing your communication skills.

In closing, you might like to know that the vagabond in question is now back in my hangar following a petition for module lag.

Have a nice day

Thorn

Evil MrE

2006.08.10 18:58
Thanx for being a dick to a new player noob

Griffinator

2006.02.17 12:41
that raven is mine not his i suggest politely that you give it back he will not be paying 60 mill for its return, and neither will i, i shall be forced to take action against you if this is not forthcoming.
Have a nice day
Griffinator

A little number on the use of Warp Core Stabilisers

WCS Whores
95% of all Vagabond Pilots
99% of all Noob Pirates
96% of all Agent Runners
98% of all 0.0 Solo Pvpers
99% of all Red Alliance
84% of all Ascendant Frontier Pilots
97% of all Miners
0% of all decent Solo Pvpers
94% of all Stain Alliance Members
73% of all Complex Whores

Some Information about WCS whores:

WCS Whores are players and users who fit atleast two WCS’s on every ship available in their arsenal. This is done to compensate for lack of skill, intelligence and balls.

WCS whores are commonly known as the Trannies of the EVE universe, most WCS whores are homosexual out-of-game and in-game.

WCS whores do not like fair fights or fights where they cannot escape very easily. Most of their ships contain around 2-6 WCS’s, 3-4 ECM Jammers.

WCS whores often enjoy blobbing, if they do not have the upper hand in numbers they usually enjoy warping at celestial objects at 100km and constantly sitting at or moving between safespots. WCS whores enjoy screaming in local and taunting their hunters for not having enough
support to tackle them.

WCS whores enjoy camping 0.0 or 0.4, usually hugging the gate in jump-range. They usually warp or jump out to safety if anything bigger than a cruiser develops against them. This is due to a medical condition known as TAS, short for Testicular Absence Syndrome. Which means the lack of male horomones of testerone in the player’s body or the lack of immediate growth of genitals.

Usually a victim of this condition are a living/breathing personification of the derogatory term, pussy.

This is all you need to know about WCS whores, usually they enjoy whining on the forums and currently are on the large around 0.0 and low sec due to the incoming WCS nerf. It is imperative that you do ignore WCS users, they are victims of their own cowardice and are of no threat to you but only to NPC’s and asteroids. Do not make eye Do not make eye contact with them, the homosexuality is strong enough to burn through your eyes and infiltrate your brain, which could be fatal or turn you into a raging homosexual like most of them are.

(Source unknown)

sol mortis

2006.02.19 05:40
You didn’t get anything from that. I lost 4 mil, now I am poor. you cunt

Benjamin Korr

2006.10.17 00:50
The biggest mistake you ever made was made 10 minutes ago. We’ll meet again Dragonsoul, and when we do, I hope you’re flying a bigger ship for your sake.

Till then,
Captain Benjamin Korr

Prenz

2005.12.14 16:33
why you have crashed my ship sucker?

More hatemail in Kojee’s inbox… again

2007.07.01 03:28
So you wana be bad and blow up my ship, I get that. But why the hell did you fill the need to blow up my life pod? Do you really want me & my corp to get Kill rights on you?